Ever pondered on what the worst job in the world is? Folks, I have seen some crazy lists out there that will make you laugh yourself into stitches. I stumbled upon a lot of lists online on some of the worst jobs ever. However, the one posted on the “Daily News Dig” was funnily remarkable to say the very least—it got me cracking up.
“O’ how full of briers [pricks] is this working-day world.” — William Shakespeare
They are as follows: #10. Guard at Buckingham Palace; #9. Portable Toilet Cleaner; #8. Road Kill Remover; #7. Flatus or Fart Odor Judge or Sniffer; #6. Brazil Mosquito Researcher; #5. Janitor at a Porno Theater; #4. Animal Masturbator; #3. Cat Food Quality Tester; #2. Manure Inspector; and #1 on the list was a Sewers Cleaner. And you really thought your job was bad?
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” — Drew Carey
Well, we saved the best for the last for you all. Maybe you folks could help Mr. Toothbrush and Mr. T-Roll decide on who really has the worst job between the two? You be the judge of that! Would any of you want to have either of their responsibilities? Ummm, bet you all are saying, “No can do!” And you thought you had the worst job ever!
All jokes aside now, to be honest, the worst job ever is that job that you hate waking up every day to go to. Don’t you feel it’s utterly foolish or senseless at times having to wake up daily to go to a job that you absolutely loathe? Don’t you think it’s self-punishment to do what you hate relentlessly? If this is your stance, then the joke is on you, because you and an idiot have something in common. Why? You ask. Because the definition of an idiot is, “an utterly foolish or senseless person.” No pun intended.
Moral: Folks, do something you love and make something out of it. Don’t get stuck in a rut doing what you hate relentlessly. Remember YOLO—You only live once, so make the best of it and have fun while you do so. (NB. This is just a joke—the jobs listed above are jobs that those that participate in, and we respect that. Any job could be anyone’s worst nightmare. It’s on a case by case basis).